Splatoon 3 Filled with colorful weapons. Are from The gun looks like a pencil sharpener arrive tub-shaped paint bucket, Nintendo’s ink has no shortage of personality, especially when you’re opting for a splash device. But despite all the unique traits each weapon brings, there’s one thing that’s been my staple since the beginning, and that’s Splatana, Splatoon 3The ink sword is quite effective once you get the hang of it.
The Splatana is a new weapon introduced in the trilogy. Currently, there are only two varieties: wiper and Sealerwith the former purchasable at level five and the latter at level 15. Think of these sword-like weapons as something akin to Ichigo Kurosaki’s Zangetsu. Bleach or Inuyasha’s Tetsusaiga. That is, if you were a kid like me, you would probably scream “Getsuga Tenshou” or “Wind Scar” when using it. By tapping the ZR, you’ll do quick side attacks that fire off blade waves, hitting the ground right in front of you and dealing some pretty low damage. Hold ZR attacking and throw a large wave of vertical blades in front of you for solid damage. It’s not the best option for accomplishing the game’s objective — painting as much turf as possible in a short amount of time — but Splatana serves another, more interesting role: that of an assassin’s tool.
See, one of Splatana’s greatest strengths is not its ink hitting ability but its destructive ability. For example, Wiper can kill a squid with about three to four quick attacks and two charged attacks. Meanwhile, Stamper kills everyone in two quick attacks and one charged attack, with the latter slowly piercing through the killed target. So if you’re good at maximizing momentum while swimming through the squid—especially with new mobility options like ink roll—You can easily take down unsuspecting players, making them go to waste like an ink ninja before disappearing back into the ink. You don’t even have to have the best aim around to cut the fools. As long as you’re close to your enemies, you’ll most likely get killed.
That said, a big drawback of the Splatana is its low ink reserves. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried assassinating an opponent, jumping off a ledge like an Assassin’s Creed protagonist, only to get killed because my weapon was outta freakin’ paint. Of course, shifting into a squid and swerving through the ink replenishes your supply, but the Splatana is a kill weapon first and foremost. It’s not an objective weapon. If you attempt to do both, you’ll just end up dead with no ink before you can recover. In that way, it’s best used for reconnaissance, infiltrating enemy territory to take out a few hapless suckers in the back while the rest of your team does the painting for you.
It’s this exhilarating juxtaposition that I love about the Splatana. It reminds me of my fave ninja games like Tenchu, in which you’re highly capable of killing…and of getting killed. A glass cannon, if you will. I’ll be the first to admit I’m awful at shooters largely because my keratoconus impacts my accuracy, so I’ve never been the best at getting kills. However, with the Splatana serving as an assassin’s implement, a weapon designed for people who like to hit and run, I regularly get double-digit kills. I can’t say I always win—people forget to ink the base and the game’s online sucks—but I feel gratified knowing I at least gave my team a fighting chance by sneaking into the enemy’s backline.
Splatoon 3 very fun and Splatana makes for some pretty intense skirmishes. It’s a solid weapon that can cut through opposition with ribbons in the blink of an eye even though it doesn’t consume as much ink as other options in the game. However, I am a big fan of katana earning, so I make it work, even if I occasionally get fired in the process. Best believe I’ll be back, lurking in the paint, waiting to strike.