Have you ever caused yourself any real physical harm while playing video games? My thumb is torn after playing Gran Turismo one-week endurance races in 1998, and once I kicked the table to do some kung fu moves. eye toys game. That’s about it. I have never, unlike this poor guy, done anything that required serious medical intervention.
we are going meet Danny. Danny is in the Navy, currently stationed in Okinawa, and in his spare time Danny enjoys playing video games and sometimes streaming them on the internet. That is very normal and expected, but today we meet Danny not because of what he usually does, but because of a strange accident that happened recently while he was playing some games. call of duty.
As you are about to see, Danny is about to end a CoD match in this clip and get a little excited. He gets up, jumps up and down a little bit, arches his back and then just… eats shit. Crash, like one of those trick toys where you push a button and their limbs fall off.
Two things here. First, I apologize to Danny, but as a longtime connoisseur.”really bad hurt guy” physical comedy genre, this is — in the video game world at least — the greatest movie of all time. It’s like a modern diversion of Will Ferrelmy “I’m Very Badly Hurt” from Austin Powers, for just one call of duty twisted:
Thirty seconds later, I’m worried. Sixty seconds later, I’m smiling. Because “I have to stop streaming, I’m so sorry,“ I’ve done.
Second, and more importantly, as with any good “injured guy” video, I can only laugh because Danny is fine!
Get well soon, buddy.